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Sunday, 28 January 2018

Marvel's Black Panther To Premier in Kisumu in Kenya Courtesy Of Lupita Nyong'o


The much anticipated Black Panther movie by Marvel will be released on 13th February in Kisumu City in honour of actress Lupita Nyong'o . 

Kisumu City will be accorded this privilege due to the fact that the actress,Lupita was a girl of that soil where her father is also the Anyang' Nyong'o who is also the governor of Kisumu.

In the movie she plays Nakia who is a spy in Wakanda kingdom and also a former flame of the new King T'challa. The movie picks from Avengers 3 where his father ,who was the king is killed in a bomb blast . 

He returns home to claim his throne as the new King of Wakanda. His ascension however is not as easy as he thought it would be. 

His return is faced by a new enemy who threatens the tranquillity of his kingdom and the entire world at risk. He has to prove himself worthy of the Kingship by facing this enemy.

Thursday, 25 January 2018

Positive And Negative Effects of Masturbation


Masturbation is the stimulation of genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure. In Africa the act is highly loathed by the community and is never discussed openly. A teenager caught masturbating is considered very promiscuous. It’s even worse for girls, this act may earn you a visit to traditional healers for what they call “divine intervention”. Some even go the nine yards and end up circumcising girls i.e. female genital mutilation in an effort to lower her libido and the risk of sexual promiscuity.
What if I told you that masturbation has both positive and negative effects?

 Any person growing up usually feels the urge of exploring their bodies. Some do it for sexual pleasure and to release sexual tension. There have been myths about masturbation for a long time but despite these myths it actually has no physically harmful side effects. Excessive masturbation however may be unhealthy in terms of your relationships with other people and your everyday life. It’s fun, normal and healthy to masturbate but not overdoing it.
Masturbation may have negative side effects when one suffers chronic masturbation or if one feels too guilty for doing it.

Guilty Conscience

This is usually accrued to cultural, spiritual and religious beliefs. One may feel guilty because the society treats it as a dirty and shameful act. Some may make fun of you for being a “wanker” and you may even become the laughing stock of your school, workplace or even your own family. If you feel this way about the act its advisable that you talk to someone about how you feel so that they help you move past the guilt. Sharing is always advised. You may end up meeting others with the same problem and you can all work together to move past the guilt. Therapists that specialize in sexual health may be the best option if you can afford one.

Addiction

This may be the number one problem for those who masturbate. This is usually a problem especially if you spend too much time masturbating as it may cause you to skip your daily schedule, you may miss going to work or school and the worst if you have plans with your girlfriend or boyfriend you may end up ignoring them and end up messing up your relationship with them.

The guilt may also make you miss social events and gatherings because you feel “dirty”. It also lowers your productivity if you have a demanding job. In the case of your loved ones you may end up not paying attention to their needs.
If you have genuine concerns about addiction you are advised to speak to your doctor as soon as possible. Also whenever you feel the urge to engage in the act try and replace the activity with other things that can help you generally as a person and avoid wasting most of your time yanking your genitals around.

Sexual sensitivity

Masturbation among men and women has been linked to an increased desire , arousal and overall sexual function . It increases lubrication in women and better erectile;e function for men. However on the flip side for men it may affect sexual sensitivity for men during sex with a female .

This is because of the tight grip on the penis during masturbation hence decreases sensation during normal sexual intercourse with a lady. Sexual health experts recommend changing your masturbation technique during the action to restore sensitivity during normal sexual intercourse.

Overall Benefits 

It’s a healthy exercise and has both physical and mental benefits. Firstly, it may help you relive stress and have a better good night sleep. It also boosts your mood and relaxes your mind. For ladies it helps also to relive cramps. From the constant practice it may also help you have better sex and also have a better understanding of your sexual needs.
For men it may reduce your chances for prostate cancer due to regular ejaculation. Women during pregnancy may have heightened sexual desire due to hormonal changes in their bodies. It’s a very safe way to release sexual tension during pregnancy. However, for women with high risk pregnancies this not advised as it may increase their chances of labor.

Masturbation is therefore a safe and healthy natural way of improving one’s life in many ways. It is not as bad as people take it to be. It has benefits for your mind and body at large and may also be the safest sex because it lowers the risk of contracting diseases propagated through sharing of sexual fluids. Therefore, everybody should feel free to enjoy self-pleasure of masturbation.

Thursday, 11 January 2018

Beware Of Monkeys That Could Give You Killer Herpes

Rhesus Monkey. Photo Courtesy

Monkeys in Florida have been diagnosed to spread a very dangerous strain of herpes that is very dangerous to human beings. The disease is evident in the rhesus macaque monkeys living in and out of Florida state parks.Wildlife officials of the area have ordered a complete removal and isolation of the monkeys from the parks.
The monkeys were introduced to the Florida state in the 1930s to boost tourism in the area during the Tarzan craze during that time and the number has risen to around 175 monkeys roaming out and about in Silver Springs State Park and have also spread to Sarasota, Ocala, and Tallahassee regions.
Research by the US Center for Disease Control and Prevention indicates that a form of Herpes B virus is excreted by these monkeys and is very fatal to human life if one is infected.
Research done indicates that  30% of the free-ranging monkeys are infected with the virus and may pose a very serious public health threat.

Herpes B virus is rare in human being and only fifty incidences of infection have been reported worldwide and the humans were infected by scratches from the monkeys while they were being researched on in laboratories and causes serios brain damages or death iiiiiif goes untreated in time.

Tuesday, 2 January 2018

Ten Reasons Why You SHould Not Have A Kikuyu Lesbian Partner


Let's talk,  majamas. We all probably wanted to bang a lesbian. In fact women have learnt about that desire and every one of them  is either bisexual or lesbians.  The rest whom don't like the idea sugar coat it and insinuate that they once kissed a girl and liked it.
Don't be fooled. Stay woke,  in fact I will tell you the kind of women who are using you sexually. Wanakutimia tu and will leave you with broken muscles. Right now let's concentrate on why you should resist Kikuyu lesbians.


1. They are selfish and lazy

These are probably the laziest of them all. Those who are closed minded and less innovative. Those that will take pictures of your house instead of asking what the size of your favorite computer's RAM is.
I know, at one point when we were young and girls always wore panties and boy didn't,  remember that time of life. When every child was  exploring life, lifting clothes wondering why people on this earth even dressed. While girls were looking for longitudinal organs,  these lesbians were probably seated somewhere combing their doll's hair. They are less innovative,  exploring and boring.  Even worse,  these women of this community are known for being selfish.  Come-on,  what could be any more unattractive than a selfish woman in bed.  Yes,  don't serve everyone but fill my plate up.


2. They are light-skinned and fat

Truth be told, no one would mind fucking a white. Women see opportunity and so do us. An opportunity to find out how they moan in bed,  how their white pussycat feels. Not to marry,  but explore.  Okuyu lesbians are the prettiest. Light skin,  a haircut that speaks ' I got yams'. By the way,  they are trying their best to keep shape these days. Go to the gym and you will find out.
But one problem is when everything is set,  the legs are in position,  she is breathing is slow and has closed her eyes so that you don't feel embarrassed removing your tool,   you notice a dark circle around her coochie. Damn! Now you have to play with her burger  because you are dead.  The engine won't start .the road to unknown scary. however clear is dark  wondering what about the unknown destination. Sometimes I wonder,  sweat decide that the only part a man can naturally eat is on a dirty plate. Is there a cream for this? Business idea.
If you want to lay a lesbian, do not pick any light.  Choose dark  and skinny  ones. If that's the best shot you will ever have,  true off the lights.


3. They have money

Women care about hair,  shoes,  clothes, matching eyes brows. Rich women have all that plus toys. Sexual toys are expensive,  in fact, I Saw online that a vibrating tool cost around 4gs, yes your finger skills are that expensive. Don't go giving every cheap girl a finger fuck. Cheap is fake. And fake is her cheap hair. That's a decent one.  But when they say 'I like toys,' she has some.  If she has some she has money. Think, if she has money then she has many of them. Remember girls who sat down
Combing her dolls' hair? They love dressing their toys and at the moment,  you are just a toy. She may make sounds like " oh candy,  more candy baby" yet tthat's what she always says when her dildo wants to make her cum. Her dildo is called candy and she loves candies in a basket.

...(to be continued)

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