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Wednesday 22 November 2017

Diamond Platinumz and Hamissa Mobetto in Trouble Again


Hamissa Mobetto is a name you probably know by now. She is a video vixen who was in Diamond's hit song  Salome. She is rumoured to have had a son with Diamond and guess what, despite being a married man with kids he is rumoured to have been meeting with Diamond in Dubai.

Diamond had cleared the air by accepting that he indeed fathered a child with this pretty lass.
Word on the street is that she had gone to Dubai to purchase new stock for her boutique but don't you think this coincident is a little convenient? This happened around the same time Diamond was supposed to be in Dubai. 
Despite all this she refuted the claims and stated categorically that Diamond is the father of her child and people should get used to seeing them together.

Wednesday 8 November 2017

New Safaricom scandal that will make subscribers run to Airtel.



     Just like Pepsi was a giant during its reign, its competitor Coca-Cola was struggling in the number two position. History had its way and Coca cola became the biggest beverage company in the world. The same will surely happen to Safaricom. Just like Coca cola beat Pepsi, Airtel will beat Safaricom.


 That’s what Safaricom gets for taking its customers for granted. We can’t wait to see those green colors fade all over the country. This is the beginning of the end of the road for us. Raila Odinga’s earlier claims that Safaricom was compromised and phone calls are being forwarded to 0722188188 and are being listened to by the National Intelligence Service (NIS).

Imagine your most private details being listened to by someone at work over a cup of tea. We don’t remember giving anyone such kind of control and access over a 100 shillings line.
If you want to check  whether your phone calls are being forwarded we have provided pictures to guide you on how to do it.The pictures Also show you the number being used to forward your calls.


      Airtel is cheaper, secure and currently serious with the privacy of its users unlike the dying giant Safaricom. However, one cannot make such money without subscribers. Mfanisi of Airtel is also much cheaper than Mshwari. Airtel sim cards are free and more secure, in case of an assassination Airtel will provide call logs unlike Safaricom when Msando was Murdered. There are further claims that the late Msando was traced using his Safaricom line which gave an accurate location. The Same Safaricom that partnered with the Government to install cameras all over Nairobi Failed to shed light on the death of Msando and Jacob Juma. Safaricom seemingly like the IEBC is a branch of the Jubilee administration that is used to interfere with electoral processes, give location and conversations of citizens that has so far lead to death in most cases.

       We should therefore be very objective and refuse to give you the resources and capital to continue spying on us. Withdrawal of subscribers from Safaricom to Airtel has been on a steady increase as millions join Raila Odinga who recently switched to Airtel. Safaricom should have just stuck to service provision, it will now end up in business history as an example of how mixing politics and business is a bad idea. Records of Raila Odinga talking to Justice Maraga were in the arms of Jubilee lawyers in no time

        Let me school you of your place in this Kenyan society dear Safaricom, you’re just a call service provider that took over from those roadside booths. You need that 27 shillings I give you daily whenever we transact with you. Judging from the number of transactions I do, I give you a lot of my pocket change. We are 10 million strong, that’s 270 million down the drain. We therefore choose not to transact with you. Your shares will fall by the end of the year to less than 10 shillings per share. This is Kenya, we are calling you to order. We will get your attention soon.

Here is the procedure for you to check if your calls are tapped.












Here are also various reactions from the public.  











Sunday 5 November 2017

Sean Diddy Combs Changes his name again!!


Rapper Sean Combs formerly known as P Diddy, Puff Daddy has done it again. Diddy turned 48 this saturday and decided to change his name to "Brother Love" or just "Love". Taking a break from his weekend duties he took to social media to make the announcement.


"I've been praying on this and I've decided...I know it's risky and I know it's corny to some people...I decided to change my name again," said diddy.


He also mentioned that one of the reasons for him changing his name is that he was  new person . This new revelation sparked alot of reactions on social media with most of his fans blaming his name changing habits to him being too rich and can change his name whenever he feels like.

CJ Maraga might nullify President Uhuru Kenyatta's win again!!!

The president of the Supreme Court of Kenya , Chief Justice David Maraga has said the Supreme Court of Kenya is ready to handle any petitions challenging the win of President Uhuru Kenyatta in the October 26th polls.


His spokesman Mundia Muchiri indicated that CJ Maraga was ready to take the job and intimidation from any politician is not going to be acceptable. This comes after re-elected President went ahead and called the supreme court judges "Wakora" after the highest court of the land nullified his victory.
 
This was pure intimidation coming from the executive. Maraga's sentiments were further cemented by the supreme court registrar, Esther Nyaiyaki who firmly reiterated that they were not going to be intimidated by politicians. She also said they were leaving the registry open for anybody that might want to file a petition challenging the win of Uhuru Kenyatta.

"Welcome to Kenya " Trump !!!


The president of the United States was shocked when he landed in Hawaii. He was greeted with protestants protestants holding placards that read "Welcome to Kenya". He was in Pearl Harbour on November 4th ahead of his 12 day visit in five nations in Asia.


protests were mainly about his immigration policies that have been affecting the people living in America not only from Kenya but from other countries in the world.

Kenya is known to be the home of the greatest President of America Barrack Obama. This seemed as an appropriate move for the protestants to get his attention since President Donuld Trump has always insisted that the ex-president Barrack Obama was not American by birth yet he was born in Hawaii.




The protestants , around 200 of them had some placards saying "Aloha ,POTUS,Welcome To Kenya". Some placards even demanded that President Trump be impeached. 

Kalonzo Musyoka Denies Claims of Financial Aid

Fake news ct

Former deputy president Kalonzo Musyoka has denied getting any financial support from President Uhuru kenyatta.


This comes a few days after jubilee bloggers wrote several malicious posts claiming that he had received financial support from Uhuru Kenyatta.
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 The ex Vice President had flown abroad to see his wife who has been hospitalized for a few months now.The jubilee bloggers went ahead and spread fake news that Uhuru Kenyatta has been footing bills for the treatment of his wife. This revelation comes at a time when the main opposition leader Raila Odinga also claimed that he had been offered upto an astounding 25 billion kenyan shillings to quit politics. He will be addressing the United States Congress this week on this matter.

Friday 3 November 2017

Coast Region Begins Secession Process

The NASA leaders from the coastal region have already begun to separate from the rest of Kenya.This actually proves that president Uhuru Kenyatta is indeed the president who actually separated and divided Kenya, contrary to his late father Mzee Jommo Kenyatta. Even if he is going to be the president of a Kenya without Mombasa its not going to be the same without Mombasa.


NASA leaders from the coast have already went ahead and contacted both local and international lawyers on the vital matter of secession.The politician’s main reason for doing this is due to the true fact that previous governments have been neglecting this region for a very long time.Local leaders from the coastal region have also been claiming that Mombasa was a town gifted to Kenya by the Sultan of Zanzibar.It may seem like something that has been waiting to happen for a very long time.


Secession has been in the public domain for a few months now and Mombasa has just fueled the inevitable division that we may face in a few months time. This may also mean that Kenya may become a land locked country. Led by Kilifi Governor Amason Kingi and Hassan Joho the leaders of the coastal region went ahead and consulted with the international and local laywers to make secession possible in the near future.

This comes immediately just after Kenya has come from a repeat election of which President Uhuru Kenyatta won. Following a statement by the NASA majority leader and the rightful president of the Republic of Kenya that Kenyatta’s presidency was an illegitimate one and the repeat election only showed a vote of no confidence. The leaders from the coast have already planned meetings with elders, youth, churches,muslims and all religious leaders in the coast to make their secession efforts bear fruit.


They plan to involve everyone in the coast to participate in the process.Mombasa Gobernor Hassan Joho added that the legal team was already helping to fast track all the legal proceedures for secession.Governor Joho also reitaretd that the people of Mombasa were tired of being part of a system that does not hear their voices.
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